Kendall Jenner Flips Off The Media

I brought in one of those Homeland Security guys who interprets the hand gestures of captured jihadists to see if they’re sending secret signals to their crazy Muslim allies. I had him take a look at what appears to be Kendall Jenner’s middle finger elongated hand gestures arriving at LAX. Here’s the good news. She’s not calling in a suicide bombing. She’s just really really spoiled. Also, her dad has been borrowing her Lululemon tops again. Kendall may not have the words to express how she’s truly feeling, especially any big or complicated words, but she’ll always have those long, slender, prostate-massaging type fingers at her disposal.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Bauer-Griffin