Kaley Cuoco Getting Shtupped by Superman

According to several excitably romantic sounding gossip blogs, Superman ‘mega-hunk’ Henry Cavill is now sticking it to Kaley Cuoco. I guess you’d have to call that a win for Kaley. Even though she’s a great looking woman for whom I’d mule drugs into Singapore if she promised me sex of any kind, I’m guessing that Superman can pretty much get any woman in Hollywood that he wants. That’s a power only really known to womankind heretofore, but the Man of Steel has it now too. X-ray vision, flying, and immortality pretty much take a distant second place to the power to get any pussy you want. Think on that one hard and what you’d go for if the genie gave you just one wish.

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