Jenny McCarthy ‘View’ Appointment Sparks Outrage

Tons of people who get outraged over seemingly unimportant shit are outraged over the hiring of not so funny but definitely good looking Jenny McCarthy to be a new replacement hostess on the view. I was going to get all righteous along with the outraged, until I realized they were questioning her intellectual legitimacy to be on the vaunted daytime talk show panel. Say what? Have these people ever seen The View? It’s like watching a bunch of girls chattering at the mall about who stole whose lipstick or boyfriend or morning-after pills. Except these malls girls are all wrinkled and crabby and smell like mustard. Jenny McCarthy may just be another sort of celebrity whose accomplishments by way of looks and tits make her feel like an expert on a bunch of matters she’s in no way qualified to comment on, but that alone qualifies her to be on The View. Now, please, everybody, STFU.  This isn’t the Supreme Court.