Jane Lynch Files for Divorce; Cory Monteith Kills Himself

I can see not wanting to live in a world where lesbian couples can’t seem to do any better than straight couples. How can two people with vaginas, who know how to please vaginas, not get along? It seems perfect. It probably did to Cory Monteith who the press is refusing to say died of drugs. He just died, like 31-year olds often do in hotel rooms. Maybe from bad room service or possibly an assassination attempt I guess. I’ve been in a Canadian hotel. The first is definitely possible. Though I’d still bet on the drugs. The history of young actors overdosing in hotel rooms is legendary. It’s almost as long as the history of actors having secret gay hookups in hotel rooms. Though that latter list will no longer include Jane Lynch and her wife.