J-Lo Sings Happy Birthday To A Ruthless Dictator

Jennifer Lopez decided to take her mediocre singing talents and big ass to Turkmenistan to perform for ruthless dictator Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow. The “singer” performed at the behest of the China National Petroleum Corp, (which right there should have tipped her off that this wasn’t a United Way program). Berdimuhamedow was in attendance and she sang him happy birthday. Aw. Too bad that he’s a ruthless fucking dictator and Turkmenistan has one of the worst human rights records on the planet. J-Lo’s people quickly backtracked and said, “Had there been knowledge of human rights issues any kind, Jennifer would not have attended.” Really? You know how you gain that knowledge? Do a fucking Google search. Here, this is what I found in 5 seconds on Turkmenistan’s Wikipedia page:

“Turkmenistan has been widely criticized for human rights abuses…Turkmenistan had the 2nd worst press freedom conditions in the world, behind North Korea…Any opposition to the government is considered treason and punishable by life imprisonment…Arbitrary arrests and mistreatment of detained persons are common in Turkmenistan, as is torture to obtain confessions.”

Didn’t know, my ass. Didn’t care is more like it. Celebs do this kind of shit all the time for cash and prizes. Beyonce, Nelly Furtado, 50 Cent, Mariah Carey and Usher all performed for the Gadhafi family and then claimed to not know they were terrorist sponsoring fuckwad. Or how about all the douchenozzles like Sean Penn that suck up to guys like Castro and late comedian Hugo Chavez? Seriously, do you think that the team of people who handle these jerk-offs wouldn’t check these things out beforehand if they were really worried about not performing for murderers? They just hoped that they wouldn’t get caught. Now I have another fucking reason to hate J-Lo besides Maid in Manhattan.