Paulina Gretzky In A Bikini

Big time athletes usually first have that hometown wife when coming up. The one who stood by them through their rough years in junior sports leagues, nursed their young bruised egos, let them get into their pants when they needed a lift, cleaned their dirty jerseys when their moms stopped caring to do so. Then the players get their first big fat contract and the previously locked vault of hot model women opens up to them and the hometown girl gets the screw job. I really have no advice for these ladies other than the tried and true lessons taught in an Officer and a Gentleman. Try to get pregnant if you can.

Here’s Paulina Gretzky in a bikini in Barbados. She’s got a monkey on her shoulder which is the international sign that her vacation is much better than yours.

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