Coco Gives a Keg a Handy

Dressed in the standard issue Bavarian street whore dirndl, Coco heaved her mighty dildo against a ginormous keg at the new Hofbrauhaus in Vegas and officially declared the establishment ready to make fat people fatter. Anybody who’s been to Vegas in the past decade knows that the obesity rate runs about 92% along The Strip. Opening a joint that sells sausages, hunks of prime rib, and rich lagers ought to do well. If you use your imagination, you can look at that keg surrounded by a grassy frame and see a rotund person on their back being lowered into their final resting place. In which case, Coco is fondling a dead fat man’s penis, which also makes sense.

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