Miley Cyrus Embarrassed by Her ‘Old’ Hits

Like most transcendent musical talents, Miley Cyrus sees her craft as an evolving art form. That shit she made a few years ago is nothing like the shit she’s making now. It’s downright embarrassing really.

“Right now, when people go to iTunes and listen to my old music, it’s so irritating to me because I can’t just erase that stuff and start over,”

Wonderful, modern day Brian Wilson. Are you sending back the $40 million in licensed Hannah Montana lunch box money? Where do I go to get back all the hours I spent listening to The Climb on repeat and crying? This news is going to crush the remaining soul pieces of millions of heartfelt teenaged girls just now getting their boobs.

“I’m going on a journey, and that’s more than a lot of 20-year-old’s can say.”

Unlike all you automatons with your mindless roles in the matrix. Things like jobs. And school. Were you on The Today Show this week? Smoking weed with Snoop? No, you were not. You’re not on a journey like Miley. You will never know the rapture of creation.