Miley Cyrus’ Brother Launches Modeling Career, Maxim Names Him Hottest Woman in the World

June 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

There’s always one kid who gets fucked in every famous family. The Cyrus family has Braison. He’s not fucked like older brother Trace who wants desperately to be a musician but he doesn’t have tits so people are actually judging him on his ability. But he’s fucked in the sense that all the good low talent roles are filled by older members of the Cyrus family. So Braison is going into male modeling. Starting out with Troix magazine. Which I can only assume implies Braison got Chinese fingercuffed by two other dudes with equally nice hair for the European edition of the magazine.

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