Kim Kardashian To Be All Alone When Her Baby Pops Out!

With just 12 days left until her demon seeds bursts across her uterine River Styx, Kim Kardashian is frightened to learn she’ll be all alone in the delivery room. And, by all alone, she is discounting her mom, her two hag full sisters, her personal secretary, her hair and makeup, her social media rep, a camera crew of four from E!, a photographer and his assistant from People magazine, the extensive medical team, and the private security stationed just outside the door to make sure only paying customers get to peek. So, alone except for the 20-25 other people. But I think she means Kanye won’t be there. Yeah, that’s not happening. Something to think about next time you allow your rapper boyfriend to shimmy shake from stink to pink. Still, Kim is trying to stay positive and maternal and focus on all the money this baby means.