Kim Kardashian Couldn’t Have A VIP Hospital Suite Because Of Dwight Howard

While Kim Kardashian‘s people claim that she had to be admitted to Cedars Sinai hospital to give birth to her daughter five weeks before the expected due date because of a threat to both her and the baby’s health, there are still several conspiracy theories out there. Among my favorites:

A) She didn’t want to be beat to the delivery room by Kate Middleton and not get any of the attention.
B) She was never actually pregnant and the surrogate who was hosting the baby for her went into labor early.
C) Satan’s patience has worn thin and he beckoned his hell spawn on Sunday to bring forth the rise of 1,000 years of hell on Earth.

Whichever may be the case, because she was early, Kim couldn’t get the VIP suite that she’d reserved because Dwight Howard‘s latest baby mama was also there, giving birth to his third child from as many women, according to TMZ. Of course, it’s also believed that this is actually Dwight’s fifth or sixth child, so they probably just cut a deal to have him be the dad next time around.

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