Khloe Kardashian Isn’t Fooling Anyone

Despite only being famous because her sister made a porn movie with a rapper nobody cares about and her mom was smart enough to sleep with and marry two famous, wealthy men, Khloe Kardashian seems pretty cool. If I had to drop a cartoon anvil on the Kardashian sisters in any particular order, she’d definitely be third, and maybe even lower if the two teenagers keep heading down the path they’re on.

Khloe’s always been the bigger sister, too, and now that Kim is pregnant and dressing like a Rooms-To-Go showroom, she’s trying to take advantage of that by showing off her slimmed figure and pretending she’s the hot one now. It didn’t help, though, when she stood right next to her sister, Kourtney Kardashian, at their recent “Kardashian Beauty” launch for ULTA. In fact, I just kept wondering when Snooki started dating the Michelin Man.

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