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June 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There can’t be a much worse position in this world than to be Justin Bieber’s girlfriend. First, you’re not really his girlfriend. It just means you’re the girl who’s ass he slaps in public. He’s banging lots of girls. Nobody believes you’re his special girl. Except for the murderous hordes of his pubescent teen fangirls who are now threatening to kill you. And now a few times a week you’ve got this spoiled tom boy on top of you ordering you to tell him how grown up he is while Lil Twist stands next to him squealing out, ‘Yeah, Justin, stick it to her, you the man.’ You don’t need that. Especially if you’re already married.
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