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June 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Word surfaced over the weekend of a drunk spat between Heidi Klum and Martin Kristen, the family bodyguard she started nailing when she could no longer pretend to look at Seal in the face during sex. We know who wins those fights. The boss wins those fights. Which is why Martin was seen today toting Heidi’s shopping bags as the reunited couple strolled through some N.Y.C. stores. And why after a few good shtups of a hot model whose panties drawer he had probably inspected a thousand times, Martin ought to have moved on to a woman who doesn’t sign his paycheck. Yeah, that’s me, giving advice to a guy who’s banging Heidi Klum.