Don’t Worry, Paris, LaToya’s Got You, Sweetie (VIDEO)

Everybody is searching for suicidal clues in Paris Jackson’s last posted video on YouTube. I’ve seen it twice and it only reminds me how utterly annoying teenage girls are. If I watch it a third time, I might slit my… yeah, you know.

Meanwhile, La Toya clangs the dysfunctional Jackson family dinner bell.

“We are grateful and appreciate the overwhelming concern for Paris from both the public and the media, but request privacy at this time while our family handles these issues together.” – La Toya Jackson to Entertainment Tonight.

Of course they want privacy. That way La Toya can smother that little inheritance blocker in her hospital room without any witnesses. At least three other Jackson brothers would be in line behind her with hammers and guns. Joe Jackson’s handiwork has a few more generations to settle.

Here’s the hospital where they’re keeping Paris. Keep your eyes peeled for Jermaine come to finish the job.

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