Amanda Bynes Wants Miley’s Nose

The closer Amanda gets to no-return batshit crazy, the more fun she gets. All the decent people are asking that she get help, but those people just hate good entertainment. They would have protested the gladiator fights at the coliseum. Oh, no, one of them gets stabbed through the lung at the end. Boo fucking hoo. It’s great sport. A couple days ago she called Miley Cyrus ‘ugly’ on Twitter. Apparently, she disagrees with Maxim magazine. Then Miley came back at her with a supportive note, which confused the beast, who fired back the only compliment she could think of, ‘I want your nose’. What she really means is ‘I’d like to slice off your nose with a box cutter and hang it on my necklace of human body parts’. Which makes this even more fun. Because you know she will try.