Abercrombie & Fitch Back Down to Taylor Swift Twit Army

The most ruthless and heartless power in this world is young teen-aged girl music fans. They will cut your fucking heart out and lap up your blood as your fade from your mortal coils. Bieber fans are notorious for their online death threats of any woman associated with their teen lesbian idol. Taylor Swift fans are not far behind. You fuck with Swift, they fuck with you. They’re pubescent girls, they operate without logic or reason. Abercrombie & Fitch, retailer to these very same obnoxious suburban teens tried making a printed T-shirt with a small chide to Taylor Swift, the fairly innocuous imprint ‘#more boyfriends than t.s.’ I guess they ‘in touch with the demo’ marketing folks came up with that winner. But it backfired when the collective Swifties mob took it as a slam on their idol with the famous revolving door of unhappy boyfriends.

Taylor has over 20 million Twitter followers, and there’s so many people that literally cannot stand Abercrombie & Fitch and honestly, I don’t even care that the T-shirt is out of production. I will never shop at Abercrombie & Fitch again. I hope your business falls to the ground. — one angry Swifty on YouTube.

Okay angry mini-Hitler, let it all out. She was joined on social media and angry phone calls by a countless number of her sisters in Swift. The cheesy overpriced retailer was quick to respond on Twitter, standing their ground like true champs:

Hey #swifties we no longer sell the shirt. We <3 Taylor’s music and think she’s awesome

Now they just sound like overly apologetic creepy old library volunteers. It’s really hard to know who to root for in this spastic battle. The mindless teen girl mob or the crass desperate mall retailer that will say or do anything to sell their crap to these same girls. Meteor.