We Get It, Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper and the cast of The Hangover 3 attended the film’s premiere at the Grand Rex Theater in Paris, and he did that thing where he showed up and smiled and took pictures with fans because he’s full of shit. Charm, I meant charm. Then a dozen models showed up and offered him the most insane orgy of his life, but he turned it down because his mom wouldn’t approve. That’s all speculation, but I’m probably not far off.

Heather Graham was also there, and while she’s 43-years and clearly beyond her prime, she’s still hotter than a lot of actresses her age. She should at least be co-starring in Kevin James movies or making cameos on Anger Management. I’ve tried to figure out why she’s not still famous and the only answers I could come up with are that she’s either a sex doll come to life or she has a penis.

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