Tanning Mom Now Doing Porn…Sort Of

Human leather purse Patricia Krentcil, “The Tanning Mom”, has gotten her wish and is going to appear in her first porn. Calm your gag reflexes, she isn’t having sex in it. She has a walk-on clothed role in the gay porn series Kings of New York.  We told you that this New Jersey Oompa Loompa wanted Vivid to hire her for a pornographic picture show. She said she was way hotter than Farrah Abraham, because the UV radiation has fried her brain, plus Farrah isn’t really very hot, so, fair enough. But Vivid declined because they couldn’t find a single person in the world interested in seeing her naked, let alone her dehydrated jerky parts. Krentcil got paid $1000 for her cameo appearance, presumably to portray the mother of the leather couch upon which two male baristas will plow the crap out of each other while still in their aprons. A true barista never removes their apron.