Farrah Abraham Wants To Buy A $3 MM Mansion

Depending on whom you believe, former Teen Mom “star” and current sex tape “star” Farrah Abraham made anywhere between $500,000 and $1.5 million for agreeing to make Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Because this is America and Farrah is young and stupid, she’s already out shopping for a $3 million mansion that she can look forward to losing in foreclosure in 12 months, tops.

According to TMZ, Farrah has a home picked out in the celebrity neighborhood of The Oaks in Calabasas, which is home to Justin Bieber, Kourtney Kardashian and Romeo, among others. Obviously, the six figures that she reportedly earned for her porn debut won’t cover that hefty price tag, so Farrah (pictured above with the much more entertaining Riley Jensen) must be under the impression that her Kardashian-like fame is coming.

And I hope it does, and I really hope she gets that house. It’ll make the job that much easier when it comes time to drop one of those giant bombs on The Oaks, like in that movie Outbreak.