Farrah Abraham Concerned About Ass-Babies

Farrah Abraham was nervous that her cinematic performance with James Deen in her instant classic, Back Door Teen Mom, maybe got her in a motherly way again. She was recently seen buying a pregnancy test after she apparently missed her period. She claims that she wasn’t taking the pill and the taped lovebirds obviously didn’t use a condom. You’d think that she might have learned the lesson about the importance of contraception from the fact that she was in a show called Teen Mom. Maybe she was relying on that old wives tale that if you have a really annoying voice and talk constantly during sex, you can’t make a baby. Or just hoping that her ass ovaries weren’t firing eggs down her rectum. I’m guessing one of those two will hold and Farrah’s ass womb will remain vacant until she decides she’s ready.

Everything seemed to be cool as Farrah went out hookah-ing with porn star Riley Jensen later on in the evening. Maybe should’ve bought a couple different kinds of tests.

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