Amanda Seyfried Thinks Hollywood Shrunk Her Boobies

Amanda Seyfried has a strange theory about her incredible shrinking tits: It’s Hollywood’s fault. This would seem counter-intuitive as Hollywood usually prefers their titties off the Big and Beefy menu. When she was a youngin’, in such films as Mean Girls and that show where Bill Paxton is a polygamist, she says her hooters were glorious. She told noted breast aficionado Ellen Degeneres:

”I looked way better when I was 15. I had beautiful huge breasts and then I came to Hollywood and I was like, ‘I got to lose weight. I got to look thin and fit.’ And I lost them a little bit.”

It is a bit of a paradox, isn’t it? Hollywood wants actresses to both have giant tits and yet be Karen Carpenter thin. I guess that’s why God invented breast implants. Fret now, Amanda. Half a cup size isn’t going to deter me from holding up the DVD cover of Mama Mia with one hand.