Amanda Bynes Is An Online Troll

Amanda Bynes believes she’s putting on an act, only she has no idea what time the show’s ever, when it started, if there’s an intermission, and how to lock up the theater. She’s running lines in her head and she has no idea who’s writing them. Her latest target, drunky fun Twitter bitchy model Chrissy Teigen.

@chrissyteigen Ur not a pretty model compared to me. I signed to Ford models @ age 13. I don’t look up to u beauty wise. I’m far prettier than u! I’m offended that you’re saying I have a mental illness when I show no sign of it, but thankfully not one man that wants me wants you and you are an old ugly model compared to me! You look 45! You’re not pretty so I’m not intimidated by you! I think you’re jealous that you’re just an ugly model whos career is uninspiring! I don’t respect you! You’re no beauty queen! I’m a beauty queen!

Amanda did manage to tick off every single troll check-box in her post. Opinion as fact. Self-importance. Excessive use of exclamation points. Paranoia. Denial of paranoia. It’s all there. People will say that it would be entertaining if it wasn’t so sad. Those people just don’t understand how fucking entertaining tragedy is.