All the Big Names in French Rape Were in Cannes

One liked to sodomize middle school girls, the other preferred to violate downtrodden hotel maids, but make no mistake about it, these two peas in a pod represent the very best in French rapers. Film director Roman Polanski and former IMF chief Dominique Strauus-Kahn brought out their much younger ladies for a stroll on the Cannes red carpet much to the delight of the adoring fans. In France, they take a very different view on the matter of of sexual assault. Because Frenchmen are such notoriously weak-kneed surrender monkeys, it’s just assumed they could never be a match for a defiant woman, or tipsy 13-year old girl I guess. It’s hard to argue with that logic. Still, I hope somebody pissed in their popcorn.