You Go, Boy

Chaz Bono dropped 60 pounds. I think this is something all chunky ladies should do. Sex change. Men don’t store body fat like women. Turn that vag into a peen and easily shed some serious weight. You can always go back when you’re at playing weight. And extend this out beyond just your workouts. Sick of being a second class citizen in the office? Slap on a dick and get yourself that promotion. A little wistful for the days the UPS delivery guy would ride you hard in the copy room? Chop off that third leg and rebuild your lady purse. You can have it all. Just make sure you’ve got insurance.