Torrie Wilson Is Back in the Game

Here’s how you know A-Rod has dumped you. You see pictures of the new girl he’s banging in the tabloids. Boy, I wish I had that kind of juice and could avoid those uncomfortable breakup encounters with women I’ve never had.

Freshly single, Torrie Wilson wasted no time getting into a bikini, back out by the pool, waiting for the HGH to clear from her body, and find another dude. She won’t have a hard time. But it takes a strong man to hang with a gal like Torrie. Specifically, one who won’t cry or report her to the police when she holds you down and thrusts a foreign object up your dumper and insists that’s love.

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