The Howe Twins Want to Be Famous

The career goal of hot assy British twins should be to become famous for their fake tits and screwing famous soccer players. And, yes, if I had twin hot assy British daughters I’d tell them just the same. The Howe Twins are working their way up that chart pretty damn fast. They made it into a Snoop Dogg music video which got them into Playboy circles and they’ve each been in the scandal rags in Britain for nailing a married celebrity athlete. Totally on point. Now they’re in L.A., where the competition is rough for slutty party girl twins trying to become famous. The funky colored hair? The cutesy matching outfits? The scat play late night at David Arquette’s house in the hills? Meh, all been done before. It’s an uphill battle.

Here’s the Howe Twins in Loaded magazine.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, Loaded Magazine