Playboy Is Selling The Bunny House For $11 Million

Located across the street from the legendary Playboy Mansion, the Bunny House (AKA the Bunny Hutch) is a 5-bedroom, 6.5-bathroom residence that has been called home by some of the sexiest women in the world for more than 60 years. But gone are the days of Hugh Hefner‘s girlfriends throwing nonstop parties and putting up with D-list celebrities for the sake of cheap rent, because Hefner has put the Hutch up for sale.

For just $11 million, some lucky guy can brag to his friends that his new home has had more young ass in it than George Clooney’s hot tub, but only after he finishes removing all of the pubic lice from the carpets. But is this ranch house and its 1.3-acre lot really worth it? The Real Estalker says no.

To be honest with y’all the property looks a bit on the scungy side for a house in this particular neck of hoity toity L.A. The neighbors probably hate it.

Sure, it would probably sound cool to tell people that you own the old Bunny House and live across the street from the Playboy Mansion, but $11 million is a ton of cash to spend to put up with David Spade and Pauly Shore trying to dry hump you every night.