Nina Adgal In Esquire Looks Like Old Xerox Porn

Gather round kids for a story of yesteryear. Before the Internet was invented by various smart Asian people (VSAPs), only college nerds knew how to share porn online through their down low college nerd bulletin boards. The rest of mankind had to wait for some dude to bring a nudie photo to school and Xerox a couple copies outside the Principal’s office to show his buddies. It was usually Playboy, but if you got lucky, some Euro-spank mag, it was black and white and overexposed and it was glorious. When I first saw a a real woman naked and her vagina wasn’t monochromatic, I cried all the colors of the rainbow. I can only imagine the let down awaiting the current easy-access-to-HD-porn kids.

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