Miley and Snoop Made A Song That Sucks

Miley has a new song, a collaboration with the tattered remains of what use to be Snoop Dogs street cred called Ashtrays and Heartbreaks. It actually seems to be getting good reviews. Which means I must be missing something here because I think it’s an absolute train wreck. I’m sure the ashtrays are suppose to represent something. Caskets? Is it caskets? Either way if Tupac weren’t already dead he’d wish he was after hearing this rhythmic holocaust. I don’t really know what I was expecting though. So in the end Miley was right, this certainly did shut me up. No longer will I be talking about how ridiculous her haircut is or sitting on pins and needles about her engagement to the Hemsworth brother nobody cares about. Instead I’ll sit back silently and think to myself how much this song fucking sucks.