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April 26, 2013 | video | editor | 0 Comments
Mariah Carey released this teaser video for her new single “Beautiful” yesterday, and the big takeaway is that her “new beginning” and “new era” will begin on May 6. If the teaser, which features the 43-year old singer and American Idol judge acting sexy on a motorcycle, is any kind of indication of what that new era will entail, then we can expect to see constant reminders that she still has long legs and giant tits.
There’s nothing wrong with that, obviously, because despite her heavy workload and two kids, she seems to be keeping her physical appearance a top priority. Clearly, she only married Nick Cannon so she could harvest his organs and drain his blood until he’s nothing but a lifeless prune. So keep up the good work, Mariah.