Macauley Caulkin Sings Kokomo, Attacks Paparazzi (VIDEO)

I know some of you can never get past seeing Macauley Culkin as little Kevin from the Home Alone movie franchise. You’re not really being fair. It’s time we all started thinking of Macauley as the now 32-year old strung out wayward drifting metrosexual who believes that photographers are stealing his soul when they snap his picture. Which is probably why Kevin, err, Macauley, went ballistic on a couple paparazzi who dared take his photo and ask him some annoying questions outside a nightclub in Brighton, England. Macauley had just finished singing Kokomo on stage with his buddy Adam Green much to the delight of the U.K. fans who are obviously easily delighted. Adam Green is the dude from The Moldy Peaches who sang that intensely annoying song on the Juno soundtrack. So it’s hard to say who I would have hit first when I sided with the paparazzi in a fight had it gone down.