Lena Dunham Should Maybe Not Wear Yoga Pants

Wearing really tight yoga pants is a not a right it’s a privilege. Lena Dunham, the dumpy Girls star was seen on the set of her shitty hipster TV show wearing the inexplicable outfit of a leather jacket, ratty t-shirt, old sneakers, and a pair of yoga pants at least two sizes too small. She has a veritable caravan of camel toe going on down by her hairy maw. I suppose a super hot girl could get away with this, but they can get away with anything. Man, woman, whatever, you’ve got to know your place. This post-modern post-feminist is the executive producer, sometimes director and writer, and star of a major television production. You do not show up on the fucking set dressed like Amanda Bynes in about six more months of self-medicated Der Wienerschnitzel gorging. The crew isn’t going to respect you if they’re staring at the outline of your hearty girl meat flaps all day. And, yeah, guys will stare at anything. Lena doesn’t necessarily need to change her outfit, just her venue. Like maybe a Marine bar in Manila harbor. After victory has been declared in some war.