Khloe and Lamar Screw Cancer Patients in the Stomach

Cathy’s Kids, a foundation [Lamar Odom] started in 2004 after losing his mother to stomach cancer, is being accused of not giving a cent to cancer research in the nine years it has been operating. — Yahoo! OMG

Yeah, there’s your problem. When Bill Gates says he’s going to fight Malaria in Africa, he buys 10 million vials of vaccine with his Amazon Plus card and ships them direct to the heart of the Congo for immediate injection. When Mother Theresa said she was going to help the poor in Calcutta, she handcrafted thousands of lean-to’s out of nothing but human fecal matter and devotion. Lamar and Khloe and fighting stomach cancer, not so much.

So where has the raised charity money gone? Some to Lamar’s sponsored AAU basketball teams in L.A. and N.Y, and some to pay a ‘management’ salary to the best-man at his wedding to the Cloverfield Kardashian. Now there’s a big fuck you to cancer.

For her part, dutiful wife and consumer of planets, Khloe Kardashian, continues to raise money for the cancer charity that gives no money to fight cancer, hawking her mayonnaise stained worn garments on Ebay. Go buy something. The kids needs some new high tops.