Kendall Jenner Is Growing Up Kardashian

Kendall Jenner never had a shot. No, not because she’s not too sharp or because she believed her mom who said she can speak to dogs and the beloved household pet wants Kendall to go into topless modeling. it was getting her mug plastered on camera at age twelve while her cackling older half-sisters discussed her first period, it was like an initiation ceremony into the House of Kardashian. A blood letting rite of turned-out passage supervised by mom. So, Kendall’s going to be a merch whore who gets knocked up by a rapper or athlete like her sisters. Which if she can waits until she turns 20, will be a statistically higher outcome than would have been predicted by her standardized test scores. Mother knows best.

Here’s Kendall riding a jet ski in a bikini in Greece while reality TV cameras roll. She’s still a few months shy of eighteen, when the big Saudi money ought to be rolling in.

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