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April 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
The most annoying thing about virgins is that they just won’t shut up about it. Except for my sad sack friend Dave who hadn’t lost his into his early 20’s. He was very quiet about it. Until he got laid, then he was manic like a kid on cotton candy who just rode the Matterhorn for the first time. But Julianne Hough loves to share her pledge to be an innocent on her wedding night. And what a treat that will be for her husband. Watching her cry as she undresses out of her magical underwear, grimacing in pain as her temple doors are breached. Oh, boy, what man doesn’t get up for watching a girl sob and pray beneath his masculinity after a six-hour booze-free wedding. If it had been Seacrest, they both would’ve been crying.
Julianne Hough and her best friend Nina Dobrev braided each other’s hair on the beach in Miami over the weekend while the two girls giggled about a boy’s weiner they once accidentally saw.
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