Joanna Krupa Is an Unmarried Housewife

Model Joanna Krupa knows how to shop for a wedding dress. She should. She’s a Miami Beach housewife on one of those idiotic Bravo! shows where semi-drunk women get to watch really drunk women fall to pieces and feel sorry for them while feeling superior. I can’t put that into man terms, because men don’t operate on such multiple layers of complex human emotions. We see a drunk hag slip on a banana peel, we laugh and move on. We see Joanna Krupa hiking up her wedding dress and we get aroused. We don’t think, wow, what a catty whore who doesn’t deserve that dress but I wonder how I’d look with similar highlights in my hair. Men don’t have time for that crap. We have to hunt.

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