Farrah Abraham Sold Her Sex Tape

Farrah Abraham has a face that could turn a man to stone if you looked directly at it. She’s also pathetic, and desperate to be famous, so she filmed a sex tape, with the hopes of selling it to launch a career. Step two is now complete.

Vivid reportedly agreed to pay Abraham nearly $1 million for the 70-minute-long porn, which will be titled Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. – Radar Online

Backdoor, meaning anal, and yes I will be watching. Vivid president Steve Hirsch issued a press release saying how much Farrah Abraham reminds him of a young Kim Kardashian. While they don’t actually look alike, if he means a blindly ambitious money-grubbing fame whore, then, spot on, Steve.

A million bucks isn’t exactly a lot of money these days, though , so here’s hoping feeling like a star as tears and mascara and her colon lining fell to the floor was enough to make up for the years of shame and ridicule that are to follow. In the end, I guess the one thing to take away from this is if you were ever a teen mother just be thankful you didn’t have to resort to taking a dick in the ass on film to make a living. And if you did have to I’d just like to say it’s a noble profession that has brought joy to millions upon millions around the world, so don’t feel bad, also send me a link.