Diddy is Plowing Kate Upton

Diddy and Kate Upton are dating.

The only way I can begin to fathom this information is to remind myself that models are dumb, in this case retarded. Kate Upton is the most desired woman in America. She has the most perfect tits to ever grace to cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit and the face of an angel. She could have any man in the entire world. If she wanted someone black and powerful she could steal Barack away from Michelle and become the god-damn first lady if she wanted to and she chose DIDDY?????? He’s not even supposed to be good in bed, Karrine Steffans wrote about it in The Vixen Diaries. 

A source says the two met in Miami at a party thrown by Diddy at club LIV on March 24th when Kate joined him in the VIP session and the two were seen making out. They then met up in New York and were seen having an intimate dinner at Gemma in the Bowery Hotel. Diddy is an embarrassingly horrible rapper, can’t act, sure he’s rich as fuck, but so is Upton. She’s made millions modeling, not to mention the family money she was born into thanks to her grandfather co-founding Whirlpool Corporation.

Go ahead and fire the missels North Korea, there’s no hope left for America.