The Man With The World’s Largest Dick Feels For Jon Hamm

Mad Men star Jon Hamm, seen above at the Season 6 premiere with his harem, has been pretty pissed off lately that people can’t seem to stop talking about his dick. It’s not like he’s furious that people are obsessed with his large member, but he thinks it’s an invasion of privacy because when he became an actor, he didn’t sign on for this. Because if there’s one thing that guys just can’t stand, it’s women wanting to impale themselves on their flesh swords.

There’s one guy out there who gets what Hamm is going through, and that is Jonah Falcon, who claims to have the world’s largest penis at 13.5-inches. Somewhere a black guy is laughing.

“I’m willing to bet his problem is his balls,” Falcon told The Huffington Post. “Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine.”

Falcon has been known to wear bicycle shorts to accentuate the goods, but other times he takes pains to distract attention from his crotch by keeping his wallet, keys and other objects in his pockets.

“I prefer constriction myself,” Falcon said. “As you get older, your balls drop and need support. If it’s his penis that’s causing the problem, he can point it up like European men.” (Huffington Post)

Falcon obviously hasn’t seen the infamous picture, because the problem isn’t Hamm’s balls. If anything, it’s the thin material of his pants. He should try wearing something a little thicker, like six pairs.

Who cares what the man with the world’s largest dick thinks, though? I’d rather hear from the woman with the world’s largest unnatural breasts, Chelsea Charms. And by hear from her, I mean I want to stare at her gigantic breasts.

(Photo Credit: Getty)