Perez Hilton Birthed a Baby

March 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I remember my sixth grade sex-ed teacher Mr. Crowley threatening the shit out of us boys for snickering when he coldly stated that babies come from men sticking their penises in women’s vaginas. I can only imagine the uproar if he announced that babies come from plugging a Duracell 9-volt up your shitter while day-dreaming about teabagging Channing Tatum. But, apparently that’s also true. Because Perez Hilton just announced he had a baby.

All the power to Perez. I bet Perez makes a great dad. He can probably nurse. Plus he taught us a brand new lesson about conception.

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