Ke$ha Is Still Disgusting

Despite the fact that she looks like a wet fart wrapped in a gym sock, Ke$ha is still inexplicably popular as a pop singer. Maybe it’s just that there’s a huge piss-drinking community that we’re all unaware of and she is firmly entrenched in that market like Justin Bieber is with morons. Either way, people still ask Ke$ha questions about her music like she’s some kind of an artist and she gives them horrible answers because she’s awful.

The latest question is about her song, “Gold Trans Am”, which should be about her car, but it’s actually about making men’s dicks fall off.

“It began as a song about my car, which is a gold Trans Am, and it works about 40 per cent of the time. I don’t have another car because I love that one so much. But then like all great pop it became a metaphor for something else – my pussy.”

“My vagina is in tip top working order. Valeted and souped-up and working 100 per cent of the time.” (VIA)

Also, Ke$ha wrote the song with her mom, so it’s really just the story of two gals sitting around, talking about their clap traps over a glass of warm Puerto Rican backup dancer urine. Sorry, but if I want to hear a singer talk about her vagina, it should be one that I believe has a vagina.