Eva Mendes’ Dog Will Shred Your Junk

March 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Women hate Eva Mendes because she’s getting boned by Ryan Gosling. Men hate Eva Mendes because they can’t have her. What’s a misunderstood sexy Latina to do? Buy a big fucking dog that eats slower children. If you so much as glance at Eva’s tits, that brute is going to take his canines to your unmentionables. And you’re not getting that shit sewn back on. That dog looks like a swallower.

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