Dennis Rodman BFFs With Kim Jong-Un?

Formally famous basketball star Dennis Rodman just got back from North Korea. Yeah, that North Korea. He went on a trip sponsored by Vice magazine, HBO, and, (bizarrely), The Harlem Globetrotters. The cross-dressing, obnoxious, Rodman hung out with ruthless third generation dictator Kim Jong-Un. He said of the boy despot, “You have a friend for life“. Fucking really? The horrible thug that keeps his people in abject poverty and threatens to destroy the U.S. while he whacks himself off below camera? Sure, Rodman was once a great player but even then I wondered if his abilities were worth how thoroughly annoying he was. Why, of all basketball stars, they chose this chunk of dick cheese is beyond me.

Maybe there’s nothing wrong with reaching out to an enemy to try and keep the crap from going down. Still, his bromance with Kim Jong-Un is all kinds of messed up. This guy is possibly the most dangerous person on Earth. The North Koreans keep testing nuclear bombs and shaking their fists at us. Rodman was wined and dined by the commie a-holes with lavish feasts while people outside were dying of starvation. What a dick. Jong-Un is not a person that any loyal American should want as “a friend for life”. I’m not going to go so far as to call Rodman a traitor, just a-hole.