Chumlee Got His Girlfriend A New Pair Of Tits To Show Her He Cares

Love don’t cost a thing,but fake tits can cost upwards of five grand. And that’s the price you apparently have to pay if you look like Chumlee from Pawn Stars and want to sleep with someone who looks like his “girlfriend” Tanya, and that’s on top of paying for a dinner for her and ELEVEN of her girlfriends among other things.

Sources close to Chum tell us, the perky new breasts were a recent birthday gift for his gf Tanya — but that wasn’t all he got her.

We’re told Chumlee also rented out a penthouse suite for him and his lady at the D Casino hotel last weekend, paid for several lavish dinners at the hotel’s Andiamo steakhouse — including one attended by Tanya’s 11 girlfriends — and even arranged fancy limo rides through Vegas for her and her family.

– TMZ

Chumlee seems like a nice enough guy, but for his sake I really hope Rick and the old man pay well enough to pull in a new Tanya after this one shows off those new assets, and ends up part of some NBA baller’s bad Vegas romp or the next Waka Flocka train. I don’t know, I just get that feeling that she’s the type of chick that just…I think you played your cards a little too early on this one big guy. That’s all I’m saying.