Casey Anthony Should Do Porn

Casey Anthony made her first public appearance in almost two years yesterday, as she attended her bankruptcy hearing in Tampa, FL to plead her case that she’s broke. Casey currently owes about $800,000 in legal fees and whatever else, despite the fact that her lawyer made a few hundred thousand dollars from selling pictures and granting interviews, but she told the judge that she only had about $400 to her name.

Even better, she admitted that she’s been paying rent with money given to her as charity, because people are fucking idiots.

In her first public appearance since beating the charge she killed her 2-year-old daughter Caylee, Anthony admitted she has no job, no car and no income beyond the money and gift cards given by both random supporters and friends allowing her to live rent-free. She claimed she had $484 to her name.

“I guess you could say I’m living free off the kindness” of others, Anthony said at the bankruptcy hearing in Tampa. (NY Daily News)

Back in 2011, Vivid Entertainment offered Casey a $250,000 porn contract, but that was later withdrawn because people were pissed off. Of all the things that porn companies do, offering an accused murderer a contract was apparently “too much”. Whatever, if Casey’s so hard up for cash now, she should at least see if anyone will still pay her to star in a prison-themed gangbang.

At the very least, she could sell her life rights and have Tori Black star in a movie about her. She owes us that much.