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March 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Is Britney Spears bent over in her shorts still going to get your attention? Yes, it will. Because you’re a dude and you’d watch a geriatric bent over in her nursing gown to retrieve her spilled meds if you knew nobody was watching you watching.
Fuck, Britney never was super good looking, but she had that naughty young Hollywood chick banging and blowing dudes left and right vibe going on a decade ago. She still might be doing that, but after several rounds of pure crazy, it’s just not that fun anymore. But I guess the point is we’d still tap that ass. As if that’s some credible standard.
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