Beth Ditto Arrested for Being Drunktarded

You know the cops just love to shackle up the tubbies. Beth Ditto who does dramatic singing and face sitting fetish videos (one of those is lie) was drunk in the streets of Portland after being turned down for more booze from a bar. Beth decided she was an airplane, guessing something in the wide-body category, and began blocking the streets and yelling ‘Obama! Obama!’.

…police “arrived and contacted Patterson standing in the middle of the street with her arms extended from her sides like an airplane, and she was shouting (unknown what) as she blocked traffic.”   — Hollywood Reporter.

She’s lucky the Secret Service didn’t get on her a threatening to eat the POTUS. Just a drunk and disorderly from Portland 5-0. I’m guessing this isn’t Beth’s first such charge.

Here’s Beth stage diving during a German television program. That’s for WWII, Germany. Now we’re even.