Adrianne Palicki Boobs Might Save G.I. Joe Retaliation

Rumor has it, this G.I. Joe movie has been sitting in a can for many years now. The release date has seen more bumps than Paris Hilton during a work play vacay in Medellin (that was a fucking reach). It’s been delayed at least a year, if not two, which is typically not a good sign for an expensive tentpole movie like Joe. Can Bruce Willis save it? Probably not. Those days are over and this looks like another one in the loss column for The Rock. But, there is Adrianne Palicki. She’s hot. And she knows this film’s in big effin’ doo-doo so she showed off a ton of cleavage on the red carpet last night for the film. As if showing off your tits is some magical fix-it for life’s problems. That is only most of the time, Adrianne. This film’s in trouble.

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“I don’t want to bury any more Joes!”