Adriana Lima Isn’t Really Riding a Bike

Girls on wheels are hot. Rollerskates, bicycles, motorcycles, hospital gurneys on their way to get larger tits. Anything that rolls makes girls roll hotter. It’s like wearing high heels or a slinky dress or the jizz from their most recent conquest on their cheek. It just adds to the seduction that is woman.

Adriana Lima is already one of the world’s best looking women. She’s from Brazil, where 10 million of the world’s best looking women reside. And Adriana Lima might just be their queen. Which is why Victoria’s Secret pays her a bundle to promote their Malaysian sweat shop crafted feel-good apparel for women. If you wear their clothes, you will look like Adriana. But you’re going to need a bike.

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